When is the last time you had some genuine fun and laughter??
Are you single and none of your friends can make it when you get holidays at work? Don’t you want to be alone on your holidays or on a specific weekend? Need a break from exhausting family life, chores and routine? Stuck on a rout? Feel like your life is missing something?? Don’t worry, I have the perfect plan for you in Granada (South Spain).
Imagine yourself disconnecting from your mobile phone drama and all responsibilities associated with your daily life for an entire weekend (or week) and just enjoy being present in the here and now, laser focused on the goals you wish to achieve next whilst we have the fun of our lives figuring out together the steps you can take to make your next dream come true.
In fact you will sleep in the dreamer’s room. This room is an example in itself that dreams come true for me ;D.
With views to the large swimming pool below. ;D.
So let’s jump and dive deep into this unique and exclusive experience of fun, relaxation, music, and challenges that will help you get laser-focused on the things you want to achieve next.
We will be daring each other outside our comfort zones with fun challenges. There is nothing more enriching and fun to the human experience than to test the limits of what we think we’re capable of doing and achieving when we challenge our minds to it.
And I’m constant living proof of it, those who actually got or get to know me well, they know the kind of miracles I am capable of performing when I need them the most.
I often get large sums of money somehow out of nowhere mostly because I think of it, is not like I work extra hard to get it or invest more money in advertising to get it. I just THINK extra hard on how to get it. That’s all!
Of course if I were perfect I would manage to stay disciplined at it and I would have huge amounts of money coming all the time and I wouldn’t even need to work.
But money doesn’t make me happy in itself, the adventure of overcoming these challenges or set backs as they rise makes me happier. Sharing this kind of knowledge with more people so they can change their lives too and achieve whatever they set their minds to achieve would make me even happier.
If any of that above sounds like something you would like to experience….
Directly book your experience here.
WEEKEND RETREATS
From now onwards (6th February) I’m open to Bookings and Airbnb’s and it will be harder to find the time to do these Retreats. But if interested let me know and I’ll let you know whichever dates I have available for such experience.
A non-refundable deposit of 150€ is needed in order to book this weekend experience.
Weekends would end up being 400€ will all water, electricity, and food at home expenses included.
If interested shoot me a private message on Facebook with “please send me a link to make a deposit for the week from … to …”.
Once the deposit is paid then I’ll be all open for communication and reply to any questions you may have that are not answered below. Without deposit, any private mail questions and queries will be wildly ignored.
This place is pet friendly. Two cute kittens and a grown-up cat live here permanently and other kitties come and go as they please. Depending or their nature we’ll keeps yours or mine locked in the garage in order to avoid territorial fights.
We can also customize your stay based on your actual holiday needs as I did with this customer who was already wild and mostly wanted to see the town and had me as a tour guide and Spanish teacher.
What will you do here??
Unless you ask for a different kind of experience as in the case above this experience will go as follows;
Once deposit is paid I’ll contact you to enquire about you, your goals and your bucket list of desired experiences in life to plan activities that you will enjoy besides the already fun activities I have in mind.
During your stay, we can talk about literally anything that has to do with you and what you want to achieve next.
If we do this in summer, during the hottest hours of the day, we will ensure laughter by watching some of the most hilarious movies in history and adding some additional challenges to it, you’ll see. We will also read some of the most thought-provoking books and discuss deep philosophical issues as well as listen to all sorts of insightful and powerful music there is out there today to help you stay focused on your goals while we have a sip of my unique and exclusive wild cocktails by the swimming pool or contemplating the sunset.
Followed by a dinner under the stars, going out, or perhaps dinner on the road to a crazy last-minute night drive destination? anything could happen when two crazy minds get together 😀
I’m quite original with my lazy but tasty fool proof recipes. And we might as well put a pizza in the oven, it will depend heavily on what you like and which activities I/we have planned for the day.
The most important thing here is that you feel comfortable and relaxed being yourself.
And who is this person you’ll spend this experience with?
I may not come across as it on social media or in real life (I’ve been told my presence intimidates people) but I happen to be extremely friendly, even the shyest of people trust me easily and most people find themselves shocked as to the amount of personal information they easily confide in me that they haven’t told anyone else before.
And I’m also usually considered most of my friend’s best friend and that’s the best compliment ever. Some people claim I make them feel even better than at home. So fear not when booking a week or weekend retreat with me. It will be fun.
I just love to help people and I seem to motivate them to be more themselves by me just being my weird real goofy fun loving authentic self that only a few get to experience these days.
Nowadays I’m too busy with work and kids and in the few spare moments I have left to myself I just want to surround myself with other people who are as equally committed to work, grow and improve themselves on a daily basis as I AM. And those who help me make a living by invest in the quality of experiences or other services I provide that will help them to improve their life like photoshoots, English/Spanish lessons, personal style or retreat experiences.
As said above… I always get what I want, that’s what most of my friends say and admire me about me the most. The majority of them like to think I’m extremely lucky.
I could even agree with them on that in the sense that lately I have even managed to grow luck in my garden. One mutation in 10,000 and it happened to grow in my garden without me even planting clover!! In may 2023 I even had a 5 leafed clover (1 in 25.000)!! ;D. Awesome right?. But perhaps I’m only that lucky because when I first noticed it was clover I hoped to find the rare one. If you look for it… YOU’LL FIND IT. If you think it’s unlikely that it will happen for you. You won’t.
So yes, we can say that my life is full of magic and hard-to-explain things like these!!
Only that it’s not just a question of “luck”, in fact I’m able to tell you exactly what I did to get those things I wanted. So come here and rub on the knowledge, thought process, and energy vibes that will make things like these happen to you as well.
Luckily for you I still remember the first steps I took to change my bad luck into good luck. Because anyone that knows me from age 11 could also swear to you that I wasn’t born all that lucky. I had health issues to deal with most people can’t cope with. So yes, it’s something that you can change for yourself when you learn how to master the way you think.
Can you imagine what a full week of FUN and FEARless attitude could do to you?
It even impacts your appearance. In order for you to see it for yourself, I’ll take a quick photo of you upon arrival and some at the end so you can see the difference on your face at the end of said empowering experience.
Even the parents of my friends or ex partners could easily tell that my friends had spent time with me judging by the huge smile on their faces. That’s the kind of energy they get. I just like to make people happy to be themselves.
My students come in looking miserable to my lessons most times and they end up with a huge smile on their face. ;D
Mind you, I do love my fun but I don’t like to take unnecessary risks in life. To me that means no hard drugs, no drinking and driving, etc.
Mostly because I love my life the way it is SOOO much now I’m living life on my own terms and I obviously want my kids to enjoy their mum for as long as possible.
Unfortunately to some I also happen to come across as quite intelligent as to be taken advantage of, but if that’s not your intention I can guarantee you that we will get along extremely well and you will benefit greatly from my company during this experience.
That’s why this Find Your Wild Side Retreat is very exclusive and I will be very picky with whom I allow in to enjoy this dream house I’ve been working on for a couple of years now to make this place feel like a little patch of heaven on earth.
You will have to come ready though to be brave and take on the fun challenges and perhaps think of some of your own or else this experience would be BORING. And I don’t make time for boring in my life anymore, not even if I got paid for it.
Also, each time nobody books me for such experience, I make the most of these weekends by myself to continue to grow on my own business goals. And as it’s proven time and time again that I create my own financial miracles when I need them the most… I’d rather focus on me and live my best life than convincing anyone as to why they should invest on it. As I prefer to lead by example.
This is an experience thought out mostly for single women or single men who feel kind of empty and dull and as if they were missing the spark and joy of living because they’re most likely dissatisfied with their current routinary lives and disconnected from their dreams and want to try new things that could possibly improve and change their life experience for good.
DISCLAIMER: I’m not a therapist nor a certified coach. I just happen to be a self empowered individual who sets goals and achieves them, No matter how impossible or unrealistic they look to other people. I happen to be a lot of fun too and make people feel more welcomed than they even feel in their own home or with their own families (they told me so, I can’t make these things up). Let’s say my gift is making people feel comfortable being themselves.
Married women or women in a committed relationship who are free to stay out of touch from their partners for a weekend are also very welcomed. Since no mobile phones are allowed during this experience. Otherwise is not effective.
People in relationships with restricted or limited freedom as to what they can do it’s best not to sign up for this unique life changing experience unless they’re willing to risk changing their lives for good and sometimes, whether we like it or not the people that keep us stuck or down are the partners we chose. It’s perhaps not their fault, it just happens that you outgrow people but if you outgrow them and they’re in the same mindset, it can bring a lot of insecurity and drama in the relationship that may not let you think straight about your life and career goals.
Unfortunately, I can’t offer this to married men or men in a relationship. I’d rather stay out of any possible drama, thanks. Not like I find myself irresistible and may lead to anything, because I wouldn’t do anything even if that were the case, but I would find it dodgy if a committed man would want to stay a full weekend alone with me. It’s safest not to make it even a possibility.
If they book me pretending they’re not in one and it leads them to some kind of temptation or drama with their partner, please, understand it would be entirely their fault.
But remember no phones will be allowed during this experience. Perfect place and holiday experience for those who have just ended a relationship and are overly confident they want to move on. This experience will be perfect to start new habits that will help you stay focused and motivated with a new exciting life ahead without them and open to a wild arrange of new possibilities.
I also do not recommend this for men who just feel attracted to me at a superficial physical level and hope that we may end up hooking up during their stay here because this is not the nature of the service I offer.
I am not an escort and definitely can’t guarantee any sex at all during your stay here. So if regardless of this warning you come with such secret expectations I hope you also come prepared to take rejection well because when I focus on business… I focus on business.
And if planets align and there is interesting chemistry between us… oh well, I guess it can be twice as fun challenging each other to avoid falling into temptation. But I will probably win at resisting it. But one thing is for sure… it will ONLY happen whenever I feel like it and only if I feel like it, but like I said, I prefer business to be only about business. And the goal of these retreats is that you challenge yourself to think different to get different results in life.
And if you just want to do tourism and book this place without any of the fun and entertainment offered above you’re also welcome to do so HERE.
Then you may only see me at check-in and check-out times only.